16 ♀, Asian, Australian.
Reader of anything that is remotely interesting and dislikes sugar-coaters. Hipsters and Twihards make me gag, horror movies are my kryptonite and dolls freak me out.
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
(via amongthesavages)
there should be a feature that allows you to customize your follow/unfollow button mine would look like this
(via beyoncebeytwice)
This should constantly be on my dash just every few days.
“Wait I just…I can’t…fuck”…. I died.
Kam and I are still Internet famous, I see.
I have reblogged this at least twice before and I give no fucks.
This is golden.
(via zombieinmybutt)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the satisfied games
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Thank you that is all.
(Source: phantomeus, via orgasmic-humor)
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
(via fattynunchucks)
